Random Thoughts #2

Costco is a reminder of why I hate people

Little Debbie always accepted me

Red wine is for passion

Rosé, white and orange is for summer

Grandma’s candies tasted old because they were,

no one came to visit her,

she had no one to give them to

Lorraine must’ve been a wonderful woman to have a quiche named after her,

yes I know Lorraine is a region in France,

but it’s better to think it’s named after a woman

I talk to god but I feel the spiritual equivalent of being left on read

I want to lay inside puff pastry and Brie when it’s baked

covered in fig jam..

probably feels lovely

I’m one of those men that thinks women in customer service are nice to me cause they like me,

not cause it’s their job

I wonder what I’m doing in an alternate universe

There’s such a lack of greatness that mediocrity has become that.

Maybe I’m not meant to succeed

God made me good at a lot of things but I’ve been unable to make any of them great,

Maybe I’m just here to break the chain of no fathers for a Marrella

Drugs had my father early, and disease took his,

At least I’ve broken that