Bar Tea

“Life‘s a bitch 

and after she fucked him 

she lit a loosey. 

He was in lust. 

She seduced him. Showed him the finer things, 

then slipped a roofie” 

“Who he?”

“Yeah, him.”

“While he slept, 

She slipped out

crept through the night

Gone without a trace

Replaced as soon as he thought he had a wife”

“Poor schmuck

Lost without a fight?”

“Believed he could tame the wild broad

Disillusioned in his life”

“Damn, 

Where do you think he’ll go from here?”

“Beats me—

Bartender!

We’ll have another beer”